season_title	episode	chalkboard_gag
"Fictional holidays"@en	http://dbpedia.org/resource/Whacking_Day	""I will return the seeing-eye dog"."^^<http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#langString>
"Fictional holidays"@en	http://dbpedia.org/resource/Whacking_Day	""I will return the seeing-eye dog"."@en
"Fictional cults"@en	http://dbpedia.org/resource/The_Joy_of_Sect	"Shooting paintballs is not an art form."^^<http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#langString>
"2004 television episodes"@en	http://dbpedia.org/resource/Margical_History_Tour	"None"@en
"2002 television episodes"@en	http://dbpedia.org/resource/Half-Decent_Proposal	""I will not bite the hand that feeds me Butterfingers"."^^<http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#langString>
"2002 television episodes"@en	http://dbpedia.org/resource/Half-Decent_Proposal	""I will not bite the hand that feeds me Butterfingers."@en
"2006 television episodes"@en	http://dbpedia.org/resource/Million_Dollar_Abie	"I will not flip the classroom upside down. (The classroom is upside down)"@en
"2001 television episodes"@en	http://dbpedia.org/resource/Bye_Bye_Nerdie	""I will not scare the vice president"."^^<http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#langString>
"2001 television episodes"@en	http://dbpedia.org/resource/Pokey_Mom	""I will not "let the dogs out"""^^<http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#langString>
"2001 television episodes"@en	http://dbpedia.org/resource/New_Kids_on_the_Blecch	""I will not buy a presidential pardon""^^<http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#langString>
"2001 television episodes"@en	http://dbpedia.org/resource/I'm_Goin'_to_Praiseland	""Genetics is not an excuse""^^<http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#langString>
"2001 television episodes"@en	http://dbpedia.org/resource/Simpson_Safari	""I will not flush evidence""^^<http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#langString>
"2001 television episodes"@en	http://dbpedia.org/resource/A_Hunka_Hunka_Burns_in_Love	""Fun does not have a size"."^^<http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#langString>
"2001 television episodes"@en	http://dbpedia.org/resource/Trilogy_of_Error	""Fire is not the cleanser""^^<http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#langString>
"2001 television episodes"@en	http://dbpedia.org/resource/The_Parent_Rap	""Nobody reads these anymore""^^<http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#langString>
"2001 television episodes"@en	http://dbpedia.org/resource/Children_of_a_Lesser_Clod	""Today is not Mothra's Day""^^<http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#langString>
"2001 television episodes"@en	http://dbpedia.org/resource/She_of_Little_Faith	""I do not have a cereal named after me""^^<http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#langString>
"2001 television episodes"@en	http://dbpedia.org/resource/Homer_the_Moe	""A burp in a jar is not a science project"."^^<http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#langString>
"2001 television episodes"@en	http://dbpedia.org/resource/HOMR	""Network TV is not dead"."^^<http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#langString>
"2001 television episodes"@en	http://dbpedia.org/resource/Simpsons_Tall_Tales	""I should not be twenty-one by now""^^<http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#langString>
"2001 television episodes"@en	http://dbpedia.org/resource/Hungry,_Hungry_Homer	""Temptation Island was not a sleazy piece of crap""^^<http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#langString>
"2001 television episodes"@en	http://dbpedia.org/resource/Day_of_the_Jackanapes	""The hamster did not have a "full life"""^^<http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#langString>
"2001 television episodes"@en	http://dbpedia.org/resource/Tennis_the_Menace	""I will not publish the principal's credit report"."^^<http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#langString>
"2001 television episodes"@en	http://dbpedia.org/resource/Worst_Episode_Ever	""I will not hide the teacher's medication"."^^<http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#langString>
"2001 television episodes"@en	http://dbpedia.org/resource/The_Blunder_Years	""I am not Charlie Brown on acid""^^<http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#langString>
"1993 television episodes"@en	http://dbpedia.org/resource/Whacking_Day	""I will return the seeing-eye dog"."^^<http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#langString>
"1993 television episodes"@en	http://dbpedia.org/resource/Whacking_Day	""I will return the seeing-eye dog"."@en
"1997 television episodes"@en	http://dbpedia.org/resource/Lisa_the_Skeptic	""I will not tease fatty""@en
"1997 television episodes"@en	http://dbpedia.org/resource/Lisa_the_Skeptic	""I will not tease fatty""^^<http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#langString>